i tried to fuck Scott Disick. now Bella Thorne hates me. live footage lmao?
FACT: You Can't Spell Disick Without D I C K
In what is perhaps one of my favorite unnecessary (but yet much needed) paparazzi photo sets, on March 23, 2014 Scott Disick was photographed going to a Rite Aid in Calabalas. As JustJared wrote in their headline at the time, he "left little to the imagination in his pajama pants." THERE WAS BULGE AKIMBO!
And now, just about three years later, Scott has done it again. He's working aDeadliest Catchfisherman aesthetic — sweats, beard, and beanie hat — but I think it's fair to say we'd all consider purchasing the traps full of crabs he's bought home from his time at sea. #sorrynotsorry #notevenalittlebit.
Scott's VPL (visible peen line) follows the front seam on his sweatpants just perfectly, with even more details apparent when you zoom and, let's be clear, you're going to zoom. We're all going to zoom, because it's just good to know that reports of Kanye West RSVP'ing for an inauguration party hosted by the modeling agent who introduced Donald Trump and his wife Melania don't even constitute biggest dick move coming from the Kardashian-Jenner family today, you know?
In conclusion,I would like to draw your attention to Scott's dick, wait no I already did that,I would like to draw your attention to theDaily Mail's magnificent take on this moment.
I'm only ever going to refer to erections as "manly bulges" moving forward, just FYI.
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